*ANNOUNCEMENT*

"Your boy, BJR" (jerseyshoreben) 05/10/2016 at 10:52 • Filed to: None

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As president, I am hereby declaring Miatas an enemy of the state. Anyone with one should surrender it immediately, or face the consequences. WE KNOW WHO YOU ARE. WE KNOW WHERE YOU STAY. RESISTANCE IS FUTILE. JUST TURN THEN IN AND WALK AWAY. YOH HAVE 24 HOURS TO COMPLY.

Supreme Chancellor and Glorious Leader SaveTheIntegras > Your boy, BJR 05/10/2016 at 10:55

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sad

SidewaysOnDirt still misses Bowie > Your boy, BJR 05/10/2016 at 10:56

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Time to do that 5.0 swap to get the crowd in a frenzy.

. . > Your boy, BJR 05/10/2016 at 10:59

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Look at me laugh. HAR HAR!

Wheelerguy > Your boy, BJR 05/10/2016 at 11:00

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As if.

scoob > Your boy, BJR 05/10/2016 at 11:00

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who voted for this clown?

Justin Hughes > Your boy, BJR 05/10/2016 at 11:00

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Them’s fightin’ words.

unclevanos (Ovaltine Jenkins) > scoob 05/10/2016 at 11:02

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You tell me soft serve poop on a cone.

Jake - Has Bad Luck So You Don't Have To > Your boy, BJR 05/10/2016 at 11:03

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FUCK YOU COMMIE

Your boy, BJR > Jake - Has Bad Luck So You Don't Have To 05/10/2016 at 11:06

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Commie? I’m not the one who’s on the side of small slow econoboxes trying to pretend they’re some great sports car. I’m on the side of going fast. You take your sports car with at least 289ci or you don’t get one at all!

Daily Drives a Dragon - One Last Lap > Your boy, BJR 05/10/2016 at 11:07

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What about one with a Jaguar V12?

Your boy, BJR > Daily Drives a Dragon - One Last Lap 05/10/2016 at 11:09

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To be crushed publicly to send a message

Jake - Has Bad Luck So You Don't Have To > Your boy, BJR 05/10/2016 at 11:10

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>fast

>miata

pick one.

sm70- why not Duesenberg? > Your boy, BJR 05/10/2016 at 11:14

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Your misuse of “know/no” has rendered your argument unintelligible and ineffective.

Future next gen S2000 owner > Your boy, BJR 05/10/2016 at 11:14

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Please let me carry out the punishments. I have just the vehicle to for the job.

Your boy, BJR > Jake - Has Bad Luck So You Don't Have To 05/10/2016 at 11:15

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I did. I picked fast.

Daily Drives a Dragon - One Last Lap > Your boy, BJR 05/10/2016 at 11:16

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I’m ok with this because I don’t own a Miata but that swap has been done.

Your boy, BJR > Future next gen S2000 owner 05/10/2016 at 11:17

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No that’s covered under the no Miata law, along with the FBGT86RZRS and MR2. You can have your sports cars fast or not at all.

Your boy, BJR > sm70- why not Duesenberg? 05/10/2016 at 11:19

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Your inability to read the word “know” properly makes me reconsider the job offer I had for you.

Future next gen S2000 owner > Your boy, BJR 05/10/2016 at 11:19

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Your boy, BJR > Future next gen S2000 owner 05/10/2016 at 11:20

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No, you get out. Under my presidentship, CORVETTE is always the answer, not some little toy car with a sewing machine motor for people afraid of real power.

Future next gen S2000 owner > Your boy, BJR 05/10/2016 at 11:22

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sm70- why not Duesenberg? > Your boy, BJR 05/10/2016 at 11:22

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TL;DR you fixed your error.

Your boy, BJR > Future next gen S2000 owner 05/10/2016 at 11:23

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It’s gonna be real easy for me when you bring a BB gun to a tank fight.

Future next gen S2000 owner > Your boy, BJR 05/10/2016 at 11:25

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meh

JR1 > Your boy, BJR 05/10/2016 at 11:30

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Interesting choice usually presidents last at least a week before they destroy the hopes and dreams of a society

interstate366, now In The Industry > Your boy, BJR 05/10/2016 at 11:43

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(Disregard that I said not to vote for me.)

wkiernan > Your boy, BJR 05/10/2016 at 11:51

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You might show a little consideration for your next of kin, by going out in your back yard and digging your own grave now, rather than leaving so arduous and unpleasant a task for them tomorrow.

yitznewton > Future next gen S2000 owner 05/10/2016 at 12:30

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First they came for the Miatas...

Supreme Chancellor and Glorious Leader SaveTheIntegras > scoob 05/10/2016 at 12:39

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You obviously

scoob > Supreme Chancellor and Glorious Leader SaveTheIntegras 05/10/2016 at 12:43

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I missed that post entirely. And that post missed SCOOB NIBBY 2016 ENTIRELY BECAUSE THAT SHIT WAS RIGGED AF

Supreme Chancellor and Glorious Leader SaveTheIntegras > scoob 05/10/2016 at 12:47

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No one would have voted for you

scoob > Supreme Chancellor and Glorious Leader SaveTheIntegras 05/10/2016 at 13:11

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Everyone would. But whoever made that post is paid by the establishment. And so are you. That’s why I got shut out. All of you typical politicians...

Tristan > Your boy, BJR 05/10/2016 at 14:12

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You can something something Miata when you something it from my cold dead somethings.

Supreme Chancellor and Glorious Leader SaveTheIntegras > scoob 05/10/2016 at 14:27

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No one wants President soft served poop

I Will Always Be The Honey Badger > Future next gen S2000 owner 05/10/2016 at 17:58

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Tanks are incoming, Great Leader. Holding position at the North flank. Will fire at your command.